No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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