two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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