the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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