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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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