you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
is it fun? or sober?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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