Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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