Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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