The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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