they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Tornado booty call.. dedication
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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