1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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