pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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