i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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