Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize