He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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