brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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