i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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