Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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