3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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