Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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