We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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