dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Your penis caused this!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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