It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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