well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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