problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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