no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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