But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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