guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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