He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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