there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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