How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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