All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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