everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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