it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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