were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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