Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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