Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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