I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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