guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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