I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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