I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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