just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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Have fun and good luck.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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