Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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