Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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