So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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