Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've blown a few things in my day
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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