do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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