can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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