I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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