finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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