i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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